Card collectors everywhere are SHOOK that their "investments" may be taking a nose dive.
News of golden boy Mike Trout allegedly using HGH has sent card collectors to social media and forums to clock in and defend the MLB star.
Blowout Forum has a thread that drips with fanboys falling over themselves to defend Trout.
A "doctor" chimed in to say HGH doesn't treat the condition Trout "had", supposedly a thyroid disorder.
Dorks, if Trout was taking HGH it was to get BUFF. Any medical condition was just a cover so he could use steroids "legally."
One Trout collector that doesn't seem concerned is Vegas Dave.
He purchased the 2009 Bowman Chrome Draft Mike Trout Superfractor 1/1 autograph for $400,000 in 2018.
Lately, Vegas Dave has stopped caring about sports cards once he got with bombshell Holly Sonders. Can you blame him?
Sports Card Radio asked a simple question on our Facebook page.
The choice is easy unless you're a card fondler obsessed with pictures of men.
Keep hugging your slabs. Scrubs.